The Mothership has Landed

There is no way you could post items for sale faster anywhere on the Internet.

Please support this blog and put some stuff up for sale. The time to take pictures + visit the site + post the items is nearly guaranteed to be less than an hour in total.

Quick Book Plug: Advanced Rails Recipes

By far the best book I’ve gotten to help with all the not-well-documented aspects of getting a site delpoyed. Beginner Rails help articles are a dime a dozen, but this book is chalk full of example-laden recipes for deployment. You are a fool if you deploy Rails apps and you don’t own this book.

One Liner

This comes from an anonymous programmer applicant, who had the following assessment of my last posting about working at a startup:

“I had in fact already read your blog on startup environment. I have not experienced a work setting of precisely this nature, except possibly as an EMT on scene. “

All Coming Together

You can look it up on — there are few things that I love more than seeing a plan hatch, and that’s just what I’m seeing as this site makes some big steps toward being the most usable site of its kind for its users. We began our first round of seeking seed investment this week, and so far, so great. People seem to quickly comprehend how this will be a big step forward in shopping, and the fact that I have a team that personifies awesome certainly makes for an easier sale.

hedgehog.jpgOnce we finish acquiring our seed funding, things get really fun. The old adage of “time is money” inverts to state “money is time,” and my hope with seeking our first group of investors is that the money we can obtain will buy us many months of time compared to the means that I’ve used to get the site to where it is now. I’ve been fortunate to get significant discounts on basically everything we’ve purchased so far (web design about half price, programming costs ridiculously low for the quality) by getting people excited to be part of the idea, but goodness, having a bit of capital to work with is going to open a lot of exciting new doors.

There’s still a hell of a lot to do, but if the team matters as much as the product, we’re golden.

The Worst Ass Kickin’ There Ever Was

I was talking with Josh today about Hotmail vs. Gmail. He informs me that Hotmail is apparently offering two gigs of space to its users these days. “Hey,” I thought, “that’s almost as much as Gmail. Good for them! Two years after GMail was released, Hotmail has finally almost caught up.”

It occurred to me then that I think the release of Gmail signaled the single worst ass kickin there ever was of a previously existing online service. Zillow vs. Housevalues is close behind, but I’ll never ever forget the day that I got my 1 GIG of space from Gmail at a time when Hotmail was offering users 1 MEG of space, and charging its users something like $20 a month for 250 megs of space. I still grin when I think about the discussions that must have gone on behind closed doors when someone had to break the bad news to the Hotmail director.

Poor sap to boss: “Yes, um, sir, I don’t know exactly how to break this to you, but our most reviled competitor just released a product with 1,000 times more space than ours, better tools, and far faster.”
Boss: “They what?! #$#@$ at least tell me it’s not free. Please tell me it isn’t free.”
Poor sap: “Well……..sir……..”

What’s worse, even though Hotmail (and Yahoo) reacted pretty quickly to get users a semi-reasonable amount of space (I believe both had a free 250 megs within a month or two of Gmail’s release), the quick turnaround only serves to make them seem more evil for not giving their users that space in the first place. That bad taste is still in my mouth today, and the whoopin Google put on both Yahoo and Microsoft still frames the terms in which I think about the relationship between the three.

Of course, the alternative for these sites was the approach: provide your users with a tool that takes 10 times longer to use, has less features, and blame a sagging national real estate as your woes mount.

800 Steps to… Becoming a Farmer?

Talk of the “long tail” phenomenon is all the rage these days amongst web sites in general, but especially amongst consumer/retail sites. I hadn’t quite figured out why, so I decided to take a look at what queries had led searchers to 800 Steps.

It’s an amusingly random list. Topping the list of queries, as you might expect, were people searching for more info about the person behind this blog. Yes, people of the web want to know more about Karrie Kohlhaas. Here’s lookin’ at you, Karrie! She might not write the blog, but she did initially inspire it, and as far as Google is concerned, that’s apparently “close enough.”

Some other notable search hits: “steps in getting an active investor into my business,” “manifest investor who is like minded,” “realitivity,” “william harding press release,” “paul allen,” “write the four steps in creative entrepreneurial problem solving cycle,” “marcus latham pickles,” and my personal favorite, “steps to becoming a farmer.”

Look ma, I’m making more web sites! It’s even CSS savvy, as marking up numerous pages in CSS for our site has drilled into me.

I have to believe it’s only going to be a matter of time until I create the site that chronicles Seattle’s Best and Worst Nachos. Alas, nachos, your time will someday come.

The Pickle Plan

I went to a most excellent Pickle Party for The Pickle Plan this weekend. What you need to know about The Pickle Plan is that they stay up until 4 in the morning in a hot kitchen in Ballard creating delicious, spicy (and non-spicy, I suppose) pickles that are sure to delight. After puppies and piercings, I don’t know of a surer conversation starter than these flavorful, small-batch pickles. Buy them, share them with your friends, and be able to say you were eating these before they were nationally loved.

What’s more, the founder, Marcus Latham, is a gentleman of outstanding character who will probably go swimming in the dubious Juanita Bay again if he’s in a good mood, which he most likely will be if enough of you buy his packs of pickled…pickles.